Thursday 18 April 2013

Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Makes the 2013 TIME magazine icon List.

     Omotola, also know as Omo Sexy..is a 34 year old Nigerian woman, mother, wife (married to a pilot), popular actress, singer and philanthropist (there may be more), has worked her way to the top. I mean, being on the Time's List of Influential People, sure is something. She is in great company too with the likes of music’s most influential couple Jay Z & Beyonce, First Lady of The United States Michelle ObamaJennifer Lawrence, Lebron james, Justin Timberlake and many more making the influential list.
If you want to see for yourself or just want more info, here's what TIME magazine had to say...
The 2013 TIME 100  <---- Click

Wednesday 13 March 2013

The 27th Floor

You’re standing. There’s a tall building in front of you, you NEED to go into that building of 29 floors. You walk in, then to the reception, you ask for directions and the floor u are going to is the 27th floor. As you approach the elevator… you see a NOTICE!!! “Elevator is out of service” and you CAN’T leave the building without getting to the 27th floor, because it’s Very Important. Then you decide to use the stairs, You start climbing……. You make it to the 5th floor, then the 8th, you keep going and you take a break on the 13th floor.. your heart it racing, you’re sweating, it feels like you are going to collapse, u are thirsty. After 20 mins, you begin to climb again. 


You make it all the way till you get to the 21st floor… seems you can’t go on.. you’re about to give up… Feels like the building is moving or shaking or not stable. On your way to the 22nd floor you slip and fall,you’re weak, tired, helpless…. then you remember the 27th floor. How bad u NEED to get to that floor and how it will change your life for good. Thoughts start going through your head.. you’re thinking of what it will be like.. you know ..life changing, ONLY if you get to the 27th floor. All these thinking keeps you determined to keep moving, not to give up now, to fight! Before you knew it you’re on the 26th floor,and you didn’t even know it. This unconscious slight smile is drawn on your face when u actually realize that you’re about to climb the stairs leading to the 27th floor and you say to yourself “FINALLY” i made it, thank you Lord.
   Oh and of course, what happened on the 27th floor? it was actually a meeting that got you promoted to the positon you’ve always wanted, even though ‘You’ was looking tired and sweaty before he got to the 27th floor. The struggle, the stress, the fight, was worth it after all. Even though, the elevator was back in service some hours later and other people had the privilegde of getting to the 27th floor using the elevator.
Well… some people have to work their ass off, and struggle to become an achiever, while some just do a bit of work and pow! there they are...Some don't even have to do anything :(
Life.

Wednesday 6 March 2013

The Obstacle : Part One

Nobody is perfect, Nobody knows all, We all make mistakes. Sometimes, we have to take a step back to take 3 steps forward. Some people even say.. "Every failure, is a blessing in disguise".
Have you ever been in a situation whereby everything you do, just always seems to go wrong? or when you start something or a project in your life..you have difficulties finishing it? Like there's always something in your way?
Do people make decisions for you? Have you ever had a say in your own  life? Has your mother always looked at you like you are nothing? She sees you as someone who is a total wreck and can never achieve something good in life? Or do u feel like God is punishing you for something u did? Hmnn. let me tell you a story.


Nisha went to one of the best High schools in Lagos. Her mother went through hell to pay her school fees till she graduated from high school. Nisha has always wanted to school abroad, but her mother couldn't afford such(This wish of hers was known to no one).The father was never around, So, i will not be talking about the father.Besides he's late now (died when she was in grade 10)
When Nisha graduated from high school, it took her two years to gain admission into The University Of Lagos. She entered through a diploma. She was 19 years old. Nisha made good friends and all, but later on along the line, she derailed. She wasn't the Party all night type of girl or drug addict or even an alcoholic. She was just lazy with school work, sometimes she wouldn't even go for lectures. First semester exams came... she failed.. second semester... she failed again. Then she had to repeat the diploma program. This time she was ready to be serious, attended lectures regularly, did assignments and all that. But then.. The University made a new rule for the diploma students. They had to pay the full school fees for the year, before they could be allowed to write the first semester exams. At this time Nisha's mum had already paid half of the school fees. so she had to complete the payment for Nisha's to write her exams, but she din't have the money. She even went to see the VC of the university but all efforts made was in vain. So Nisha couldn't write the exams, and that's how she lost the opportunity of repeating the Diploma program. Nisha was so sad and confused, she din't even go back home..People started calling her, her mum, brothers, aunties, grandma, and others. Nisha didn't pick up their calls , she just stayed back in school, because she didn't know where to start from.

(Nisha grew up as a lonely and scared little girl. She was scared of her mum, because her mum could be crazy sometimes. Nisha was in a world of her own. She never asked for advice. she was never allowed to got to birthday parties and visit friends when she was a teenager. she drowned in silence.)


After a few weeks, Nisha's mum called one of Nisha's friends to tell her that her Aunt will be taking her to South Africa to continue school. When Nisha heard this, she was not really sure, she just thought her mum was saying that so she could come home, but hen, there was evidence that Nisha was really going to SA, so she went back home to get all the paper work done and all for her trip to SA. Obviously when Nisha got home she was scolded and insulted and what not. For the fact that Nisha  was not allowed to go out, or even go see friends, she decided to take that step on her own. (By then she was 20 going on 21).  She started leaving the house without telling anyone.. sometimes she wouldn't even come back home for 2 to 3 days. She went to school to chill with friends and just fill free. But then Nisha met a young man, He was studying Law at the University Of Lagos. Actually.. Nisha met the young man, the 2nd year of her being in The University of Lagos(when she was repeating her 2nd Diploma(that she was unable to complete). She met him through her male friend IBK, who she had feelings for, but it wasn't mutual, so she fashy'd him. Not that they stopped being friends, but they never had a relationship. Nisha got pregnant for IBK's friend and she din't even know until the pregnancy was 4 months. Her mother had noticed some changes in Nisha, she had put on weight (Nisha  is a slim girl), her stomach that used to be flat, had lost it's shape and was becoming bigger.. she looked fresher and she used to spit a lot
Nisha noticed this changes as well.. but she never thought she could be pregnant, of all things.


Tuesday 5 February 2013

How To Call The Police



George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said “no”. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all.” Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

Hahahaha

The Diary Of Anne frank



A True Life Story…...

The author of the diary, Anne Frank, was a teenage Jewish girl. She was born on June 12, 1929 in Frankfurt, Germany, where she spent her early years with her parents and Margot, her older sister by three years. In the summer of 1933, the family moved to Holland, because the Nazis and Adolph Hitler had come to power and began begun to persecute Jews in Germany. In Amsterdam, Anne at first attended a Montessori kindergarten and grade school. After the Nazis invaded Holland in 1940, however, she had to leave her school for a Jewish one. Anne made a smooth transition in the new school and was a good student.



Anne Frank

Throughout her childhood, Anne was compared to her older sister, Margot, and judged to be less intelligent, talented, and beautiful. She was aware that her parents thought she was inferior and resented their attitude about her. In truth, Anne was a much more lively and personable girl than her sister. It is, therefore, fitting that her name, rather than that of Margot, is the one remembered by millions of readers.

Anne’s father, Otto Frank, was a wise and resourceful man. After the Nazis took control of Holland, he made plans for the family to go into hiding, hoping to avoid arrest and imprisonment. In July of 1942, Anne and her family entered the secret attic that Mr. Frank had prepared in the Amsterdam office building where he had worked. They remained in hiding there for more than two years and were joined by the van Daans and Mr. Dussel.

For the time she was in hiding, Anne recorded in a red checkered diary each and every observable fact, coupled with her own reflections. The entries reveal her to be a sensitive and wise human being and a gifted writer. Fortunately, even though she was died in a concentration camp, her diary survived to tell of the horrors she experienced during the war and to reveal her amazing, indomitable spirit as a young teenage girl.

On August 4, 1944, the Gestapo, acting on a tip, arrived at the office building to conduct a search. Even though the Dutch protectors tried to distract the Nazis, they did not succeed. The bookcase hiding the door to the annex was moved and the hideout was discovered. When the Nazis entered, the occupants stared in frightened silence. Offering no resistance, they simply packed a few things and left with Gestapo. Anne’s diary was left behind.

The entire group, including Koophuis and Kraler, were taken to Gestapo headquarters, where they remained for questioning for a few days. They were then sent together by train to Westerbork, a retaining camp in Holland. During the journey, Anne, who had longed for two years to see the outdoors, stared out the window of the train, watching the passing scenery. Upon arrival at Westerbork, they found the conditions to be bearable; even though there was overcrowding and a lack of food, there were no gas chambers, firing squads, or crematoriums.

It is reported that Anne and Peter spent their time together while they were at Westerbork and seemed relatively happy. After all, they were enjoying more freedom than they had experienced for the last two years, and they were probably both too young and naive to understand the full danger of their position. It has also been reported that Mr. Frank was allowed to visit Anne in her barracks at night.




On September 2, the Franks and van Daans were gathered into a large group to be sent to concentration camps by train. They were herded into cattle cars, which were sealed after entering. After three days they arrived at Auschwitz, where the men were separated from the women, and the children were separated from the adults. It was the last time Otto Frank would see his family.

Anne, Margot, Mrs. Frank, and Mrs. van Daan marched together with the other women into the horrid concentration camp, where their heads were immediately shaved. They were also stripped and given only a sack dress to wear. It is reported that when the weather turned cold, Anne Frank managed to find and wear a set of men’s long underwear under her sack dress.

The women in the camp were divided into groups of four or five for purposes of work assignments and food distribution. Although Anne was the youngest in her group, she became its leader. She often was given the assignment of distributing bread to each barrack, which she always performed cheerfully and fairly. She also displayed a great deal of compassion for the prisoners who were less fortunate than she.

On October 30, 1944, all the women in camp were stripped and displayed before a searchlight. Those that appeared healthy were separated from those that were old, sick, or weak. The latter group, including Mrs. Frank, were obviously destined to be sent to the gas chambers. Anne and Margot were selected to be sent to the Bergen-Belsen camp in Germany. They were again crowded into cattle cars that were sealed and traveled for several days.

At Bergen-Belsen, there were no regular work assignments. Neither were there regular food distributions, so most prisoners were starving to death. Typhus was also rampant, and many prisoners fell gravely ill and died. While there, Anne’s condition deteriorated rapidly. By the time she encountered her girlfriend Lies, Anne was ragged, emaciated, staving, and miserable. When Lies tried to give her food and clothing, they were stolen by other prisoners.

Margot contracted typhus during a camp epidemic and was critically ill for a long while. Then in late February or early March of 1945, she fell into a coma and died within days. Anne, who was also sick, was not even told about her sister’s death. Anne herself died a few weeks later, just a few weeks before the British Army arrived and liberated the camp on April 15, 1945.

As she had hoped, Anne’s diary was preserved and first published in 1947. It is a usual day-to-day accounting of most unusual circumstances. Simply written, it is an outpouring of feelings and thoughts during the most trying of times for a young Jewish teenage girl during World War II. It is also a noble testament to Anne’s bravery against Nazi cruelty.

Monday 4 February 2013

JOKE

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”

Little TONY replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”

The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?”

Little TONY answered, “No, he minded his own f ** king business.”

JOKE


Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2x3,’ ” I said “6”, replies TONY.

“But that’s right !” says his dad.

“Yeah, but then she asked me “How much is 3x2 ?”

“What’s the f ** king difference ?” asks the father.


Forgot his condoms in the car.. but yet Saved

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so “profound” that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn’t ceased… Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: “First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities: 

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, “…that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.”, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.”
This student received the only A.

I was Speechless when i read this.

MEN: Qualities we want in a woman

The thing is.. ‘You don’t know what you have till you lose it’. SOME men finally get the type of woman they wished for, and still treat her like trash?! i just don’t get it. Like!

Moving on…..


Female quality 1: She has a life of her own
Say ‘cheerio’ to the helpless heroine from classic literature, and ‘well, hello!’ to the contemporary independent woman. It’s important to show that you’re self-sufficient when you’re trying to impress a man, and it’s equally as important to maintain this when you’re in a relationship. The average modern man doesn’t want a lady to be clinging onto him all the time – it makes him feel suffocated. Rather than ditching your friends and family to spend time with a new love interest, make sure you keep separate plans in your diary at all times. Never feel as though you wouldn’t have a life if this person wasn’t in it; get out there and show that you have a vibrant lifestyle aside from him. A relationship should enhance your life, not rule it.

 

Female quality 2: She is honest and loyal

Be honest with your love interest. If you tell them that a) you’re married and going through a particularly difficult divorce; b) you have a strange obsession with feet; or c) anything else that could potentially make them run for the hills, then you’ve done the right thing. Okay, maybe hold back on option b for now, but you see what we’re getting at. Anything that they may find out further down the line and could put them off should be made clear from the outset, or you risk wasting the time of you both. Don’t sugar-coat anything – if this man likes you enough, he will want to help you through difficult situations rather than leaving you to it. If either you or your love interest can’t accept the truth about one another’s past or present lives, you shouldn’t think about getting together because you won’t be able to look to the future.

 

Female quality 3: She looks after herself

This is one thing that hasn’t changed since the days of our most distant ancestors; men like a woman who takes a pride in her appearance and vice versa. We’re not talking about being a tall, slim supermodel – it’s not all about looks – but a little primping and preening here and there goes a long way. There’s no need to dress up in a ball gown and tiara for a date, but do wear something that accentuates your fantastic figure. Wear makeup to highlight your natural features; style your hair to compliment your face; and spritz on your favourite scent to boost your confidence – hello gorgeous! Styling yourself to make you feel your best leads to a more confident you and that’s another trait that men look for in women.

 

Female quality 4: She is self-confident

Gone are the days when the timid damsel in distress attracted the handsome, strong man; nowadays, being needy attracts little more than a few raised eyebrows. Despite coming across as confident, rarely do the celebrities you see in the media feel as bold and confident as they look. It’s all about faking it. Instead of zoning in on your weaknesses, develop and maximise your strengths to put you in the right frame of mind. Make sure you use your body language to your advantage, as this can help you to fake confidence when really you might prefer it if the ground were to swallow you up. Stand tall, make eye contact, and smile, for an instantly more confident you.

 

Female quality 5: She is mature and well-spoken

Baby talk can be cute but don’t use it too often, sugar bunny. Your average modern man likes his woman to be able to hold down an intellectual conversation as well as having a good sense of humour, and cutie-overload could put him off. Talk about interesting topics and be sure to listen to him as well as inputting your own thoughts and ideas into the conversation. Hold back on slang words for your first few dates and avoid swear words too, as they come across as uncouth.

My Nigerian Music

Nigerian Artistes are doing it again ESPECIALLY the Young ones.They are going Hard!  

The LOS (Loud On Sound) Boyz started the year with Two Hit Bangers “Bad Guy P” and “On Fire”. Lordy Lord! Yung,Bris,Bridge and Tomi. See see see… Boys are not Joking. More to come your way.

Davido’s songs???? TUNE…… for Dayzzzz! We are talking about CAROLINA and DAMI DURO. Dami Duro has recently been on repeat at the South Africa and Malaysia Clubs,events and shows. They Love Nigerian Music ^__^ .

The DRB boys…. they currently have a Hit called ‘TOYIN’. The song is really doing well…and also Lxix and i just heard One..’Bad Man Jump’ produced by Adey…. DOPE!

Wizkid….. The young Entertainer. Songs on repeat… Pakurumo, Girl ft Bracket, Azonto freestyle, Dance ft R2bees, Wine for me ft Wande coal …

RetroDee - Touch me, sere, U3, pink Fluid, Koboko

Phenom - Omo Naija( Nigerian boy),Paloma

Mocheddah - See me, X and O

Vector- Every song :) (Amazing voice)

OLstAr - Fool 4 ur Luv ft Funbi, superman is dead, won wo mi lo (watch me make it) May i add that Funbi’s Voice is ♥ly. ^__^

Ajebutter - Senrenre, Omo pastor, Badman

Brymo - Ara, Playboi, Oleku

Bez - Whole Album

MayD - All songs so far…. The voice is just sensual :) ♥

W4 - Kontrol :)
OH! and Nigerian Music is nothing without our brilliant producers of course :)

My Top Nigerian Producers
Sarz
DonJazzy
DjKlem
Adey
Ekelly
Masterkraft
Dtunes
JSleek
TJ Adeyeye...    and the Variety of Producers that produce for BlackMagic and BankyW

PREGNANCY AND FASHION

I’ve noticed that SOME women all of a sudden have this crooked Look. Guess what… They are Pregnant.
NO NO NO!! Being Pregnant doesn’t give you the right not to look as pretty as u did before you got Pregnant. Please! Some women are even Prettier during pregnancy: Skin glowing,brighter eyes etc. Being pregnant is not a curse nor a disease,it is a thing of Joy,happiness (well….if u went about it the right way..if u know what i mean) and laughter. 
Now, this is how a Pregnant Lady should look like
Gorgeous,Tame and Attractive.
Also, SOME women think they can’t wear Jeans trousers once they get Pregnant… Says who? Girl please.The least you can do is to leave your zipper down or better still get Maternity Jeans Dress to kill..no one would even notice you are Pregnant. Keep the Men coming.. but when they make the move… flash that Diamond ring in their face *wink*
        
Regular Jeans.  Isn’t she looking Sexy? huh? of course.

Maternity Jeans.  Just look at that. Lovely
So. to all my gorgeous pregnant women out there… Fashion is for you. I mean you don’t want to scare young ladies (like Myself) who look forward to being pregnant in the future, do you? I guess not. :) So please… start shopping,soon to be mamas.

Should a man hit a woman,even if she provokes him?

First of all…. Real Men DO.NOT hit women.
Moving on…. I think it’s VERY WRONG for a man to hit a woman. i mean, if a man really feels the need to hit someone..why not hit a man instead? pick on someone of your own Damn size! and leave the woman alone. MEN…how would you feel if your father slaps or beats up your mother? huh? Tell me.is it a pleasant sight or something to experience? I’m thinking not. So what are we saying here? I know some women can be very annoying and all, to the extent you feel like Strangling her and designing her face. but don’t do that.. just WALK AWAY. WALK.AWAY. Be a MAN 
(S/O to those women that beat up their husbands, just pray the table does not turn)
Speaking of provocation…(now referring to BigBrother Africa) Some weeks before DKB gave Zainab the slap of life, Prezzo (one of the BigBrother housemates) Provoked DKB to the Core. I mean, Prezzo actually wanted DKB to touch him so they could get physical. All DKB kept saying was “Prezzo don’t touch me, stop touching me, i’m warning you”. What the hell?!! That man provoked him like freaking mad, and all he could do/say was to walk away and say ‘Don’t touch me’???? Only to witness that some weeks after that, he slaps a girl (Zainab) because she was all up in his face?? The same thing Prezzo did! So can somebody tell me why DKB hit Zainab? because she is a woman? and not Prezzo? because he is a man?  Please! It just doesn’t make sense to me. If he is a real man.. why didn’t he hit Prezzo, the man that provoked him? What does this mean? That DKB is not a real Man? Probably.
BUT!.. Boy if you hit me? I can’t fight but, i will bite you in a spot you’ll never forget or better still give you a mark. Don’t think i’ll just walk away crying! I will Surprise you. *smiles*
ADVISE: Women, please do not provoke men and be all up in their face like..”Slapmeneeeooowbitch” Don’t think he will not do it. Don’t test his temper ok? ok.

Just a thought and a piece of something

Hi guys, i know it’s been a while i ‘wrote’ something. Hope you’re all having a lovely sunday? YES? Thought so.  *smiles*. 
SO! I’ve been wondering, you know just a thought that came to my mind or rather, comes to mind sometimes. WHY DO PEOPLE COMITT SUICIDE? I mean, if u know u haven’t been living a positive life or whatsoever, why can’t you just turn a new leaf? Come on we are HUMAN and we are bound to do wrong (i’m not saying you are allowed to do things you shouldn’t do, especially when you know you SHOULD’NT do them, all in the name of ‘God forgives’ NO!) but… God is a merciful GOD. He is a God of forgiveness and second chances. If you are the EVIL type, you know, killed your fellow human being or stolen or done jazz(voodoo) or belong to some kinda underworld cruise or so, do you think killing yourself will redeem your past? or cleanse you of all unrighteousness? Well, it doesn’t work that way.
Life can be frustrating and unkind and unfair sometimes, but PLEASE remember, it is LIFE. It’s not a bed of roses and marshmallows, and it can only be lived once. Use the best of the time you have and opportunities and ALWAYS Pray, Prayer is KEY. Sometimes we question ourselves and God, wanting to know why things are not going well as we planned. God doesn’t sleep HE is always there to listen to whatever we have to bring to him. We all have a purpose for being alive and every single one of us is created in a unique different way. We all have our talents, areas of speciality and forte, sometimes all we need to be is PATIENT. Committing suicide has never been and will never be a solution. As they say, GOD’s TIME IS BEST.

7 Things Women Find Unattractive About Men. Hmmmnnn

Unattractive male habit 1: Boasting

Some guys big themselves up so much that it would appear they’re trying to prove to themselves that they’re a good catch. We’ve heard about how amazing your job is, how much money you’re earning, how hot your exes were, how everyone loves you. Now time to talk about ourselves… nope, because you haven’t finished bigging up your car and your house and your hilarious personality (erm, really?). Do you think that all this bragging will make us overlook the fact that you’re so boring? Being egotistical won’t make the ladies stick around so employ a bit of modesty and try asking questions about us rather than blabbing about yourself all the time.
women find boasting unattractive in menwomen find boasting unattractive in men

Unattractive male habit 2: Having no old-fashioned values

We don’t expect you to act like one of the gentlemen from a Charles Dickens’ film, but not being gentlemanly at all is a huge turn-off. You can take us on a few dates and treat us like a queen but the day you leave us to walk down a dark alley to find our car is the day we suddenly realise we’re not attracted to you anymore. We want a man who has old-fashioned values and treats his women with respect. We like to be looked after and feel safe when we’re with you, not feel as though you could ditch us at any moment because you’ve remembered you’re late for the pub with the lads.

Unattractive male habit 3: No sense of humour

If there’s one thing a man must possess to make us feel attracted to them, it’s a sense of humour. It’s a powerful tool in a conversation, particularly when overcoming awkward moments, and not having one makes you seem overly serious and boring. When we’re laughing until we can barely breathe at something undeniably hilarious, it’s not very attractive when you sit there straight-faced and serious. The guy who is having a laugh with his friends, however, always looks like a fun person to be around. We like the guy who is intelligent enough to make us laugh until our ribs hurt and won’t give us an evil stare when we start breaking out into a giggle.

Unattractive male habit 4: Scratching your private parts

They’re the big manly hands we like to hold, the hands that make us feel safe, the hands you cook the tea with on the odd occasion, and the hands you er… scratch your privates with – nice. It’s definitely a turn-off for women when men shamelessly scratch ‘down there’ without a care in the world. It gets worse when you insist on stealing our chips. You don’t pinch one off the top; you rummage right the way down to the bottom with your scratching hand. At least get your scratching fix in the bathroom when you’re not in full view of everyone else. And then wash your hands afterwards.

Unattractive male habit 5: Lack of ambition

Most women are attracted to men who have a focus in life, and we find it repulsive if you have no ambition to achieve anything. It makes it hard for us to respect you if you can’t speak to us about your goals, ideas, and things you want to achieve. No one wants to settle down with the guy who gets his kicks out of lazing around on the sofa watching day time television while we’re working hard to achieve our dreams.  Getting your kicks out of video games and nothing else is sad and boring.

Unattractive male habit 6: Expecting us to clean up after you

So you get annoyed at us for nagging, right? Well don’t give us a reason to nag then. If you didn’t leave a trail of clothes, food, and towels around the house then we wouldn’t have anything to nag about. You make out as though we’re clean freaks whose lives revolve around cleaning and tidying when, in actual fact, we just don’t want to live in a pig sty. You suddenly lose your attractiveness once we’ve seen your boxer shorts scattered around the floor and your beard hairs in the sink. We’ll clean our stuff up, you clean yours. We know this will never happen, but you’d be a million times more attractive if it did.

Unattractive male habit 7: Being over-protective

As much as we love to feel safe and cared for, there’s a fine line between that and being over-protected. Being over-protective is a sign of insecurity, and we like our men to be independent and tough. One minute we’re saying thanks to the postman for delivering a parcel, the next we’re being accused by our other half of flirting and wanting to marry the guy. Accusing us of fancying every Tom, Dick and Harry that crosses our path is annoying and it makes you seriously unattractive.